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Incorrect Quotes #41

Linda: You look mentally ill.

Amy, not even looking at her: I am, let's go.

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Moon: Why do you two like being out in the rain? 

Abby, cheerfully: I like splashing in the puddles! 

Kai: I'm trying to get hit by lightning

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Linda: Amy, I want to give you some advice. 

Amy: ... right, okay

Linda, deviously: If a door ever says 'push', you pull. It's not directions, it's a challenge. 

[later] 

Linda, grinning like a psychopath: *watching Amy pull aggressively on a door with aggravated sounds* 

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Moon: Hey, you're pretty cool.

Kai: Prepare to be disappointed.

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Chase: Making my way downtown

Chase: Walking fast

Chase: 

Chase: Walking a little bit slower so my steps match with Abby's because she's short

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Moon, grinning: Nice hands, Thorn

Thorn: uh thank you?

Moon, totally doing this just to get his reaction: But I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

Chase, screaming at the top of his lungs from the couch with a wide-eyed expression of terror: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE!! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!!

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Moon: How do you tell someone their breath stinks? 

Chase: "Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash" 

Thorn, a few paces away: BriLLiANt! :D

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Chase: Are you all right? I don't think you slept at all last night...

Kai: I got a solid eight minutes.

Kai: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry. *sways*

Chase: you idiot

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Amy, about Shintaro: He's not a man, he's a tree. 

Falte: XD I must be a squirrel then

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Police: 911, what's your emergency? 

Chase, hiding under the bunk bed: A monster broke into my room! 

Kai, from across the room: Chase, we literally sleep in the same room. 

Chase, screeching: IT FOUND ME-

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Chase: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited!

Kai: If? 

Moon: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die

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