Abby: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice. 

Thorn: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my fists.

Kai: NO!

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Chase: Well aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice? 

Abby, annoyed: Well aren't you rudeness and and sarcasm and, uh...

Chase: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I'll never bother you again.

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(This one is so so so so so dark but oh my gosh it's funny)

Falte: How are we going to tell her? She's gonna be devastated!

Shintaro: We'll find a way. 

Abby, holding a paper: Look! I drew a picture of our big family! 

Shintaro: *trying not to give her a hug*

Falte, blurting it out: Scribble Luke out

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Chase: Why can't trees give off something important, like WiFi or something?

Kai: so screw oxygen i guess

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Chase: *taps table gently*

Kai: *taps back*

Shintaro, confusing face: What are they doing? 

Abby: Morse Code. Chase made Kai learn it.

Chase: *aggressively taps table*

Kai: *slams hands on table and stands up, sending chair skidding behind him*

Kai: CHASE YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-

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Falte: If he knew it was a trap, why didn't he ask for help?

Shintaro, looking up from his book: Chase? 

Abby, bluntly: Ask for help?

Kai, shaking his head: Can't picture it.

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Kai: *angrily storms off*

Thorn: Oh?? You're running?? Away???

Abby: No, he's either trying to convince himself not to kill you, or he's winding up an attack that will kill you. Probably the latter. 

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Abby: I sure showed those Darks, eh Dad? 

Abby: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying? 

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Linda: Were you dropped on your head as a child?!

Amy: Bold of you to assume I was held.

Linda: 

Linda: What?

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Shintaro: You know, you can solve your problems without violence. 

Moon: Okay, but consider: I'm really, really good at violence. 

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Chase, doing absolutely nothing: Yes, you're right, I am a legend.

Kai: literally no one asked

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Moon: We're friends! 

Everyone: I'm going to set you on fire.

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Chase: It's not my fault!

Shintaro, with a dad look: Then whose fault is it? 

Chase, dramatically groaning and flopping onto the couch: Mine!

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!