Moon: You killed people for money??

Amy: Well, I can explain...

Moon: And ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR FREE!

Amy: O_o

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Chase, being a dork: I think 8 is the hottest number. I mean, look how thicc it is. Two C's. 

Kai, twitching: it is taking all of my willpower not to slap you right now

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Chase, recording from a window and zooming in on Shintaro and Falte: Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!

Kai's voice in the background: whAt tHE FrICk

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Falte: What's it like being tall? 

Abby: Is it nice? 

Linda: Can you reaching comfortably for the cupboards? 

Shintaro, bluntly: I live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want. *looks at Falte*

Falte: -///-

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Chase: What's your favorite color? 

Kai: Stop asking me stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. 

Chase: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? 

Kai: My favorite color is blue.

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Amy, miffed: Why don't you pick on someone your own size! 

Falte, aka short-man: I'd love to. Why don't you run along and find someone like that? 

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Linda: Last time you said "everything is in order", I ended up fighting a bear.

Amy: How much longer are you going to reference to that? I cannot be held responsible for the acts of God.

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Amy: Guys, I know the perfect place! It's big and it's empty!

Linda: That's great, but how are we all going to fit into your head?

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Amy: What if instead of drops, rain fell all at once? Like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it's sunny again?

Chase: Fun fact: That is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us.

Amy: Oh.

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Amy: We should all dye-

Kai: I'm going to stop you right there and say that I'm in.

Amy:  ಠ_ಠ 

Amy: Dude, I meant dye our hair!

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Chase: wanna hear something weird

Amy: First of all, it's four in the morning, why am I not the only one awake. Second of all, continue!

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[sometime in the future]

Falte: At least I'm taller than Nanami, so I'm not the shortest. 

Shintaro: Wait, you are? 

Falte: Yeah, by a lot. She's like, 4'12. (Because she would be taller in the future!)

Kai, almost falling from laughter: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

Abby, trying to suppress her giggles: You do realize that 4'12 is the same as 5', which is what you are... 

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Chase: Hey do you want your ice cream with or without pulp?

Kai: What the HECK did you just say to me?

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!