Amy: Change is inedible. 

Linda: I think you meant inevitable. 

Amy, spitting out pennies: No, I really didn't. 

Linda: -_-

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Chase: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with a picture...

Kai: What the heck?

Linda: He's having an idea.

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Falte: Good morning.

Shintaro, who's already had a bad day: Is it? Is it really?

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Kai: We all have our demons

Kai, grabbing Chase: This one is mine

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Amy: I don't dab

Amy, pulling out knives and grinning like a maniac: I only stab

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Moon: I'm not a people person.

Everyone: You're hardly a person.

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This one is kinda crude, but oh my gosh I thought it was so funny...

[Abby and Kai in a bedroom]

Abby: Kai, you put it in the wrong hole!!!

Shintaro, kicking down the door: NOW WHAT IN THE FRICK DID I JUST HEAR???!

Falte: *materializes behind Shintaro with the "someone is going to die in a few moments and it's going to be my son" look*

Kai: Not much. I just plugged the laptop charger in the headphone jack. 

(BONUS: Shintaro and Falte: *sag against the door frame in relief*)

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[before Kai was born]

Haley, patiently standing beside Falte: What is the one thing I asked you not to do? 

Falte: Burn the house down.

Haley: And what did you do?

Falte: I made dinner.

Haley:

Falte: 

Haley: 

Falte, standing with Haley in the front yard as firemen put out a burning house: And burned the house down. 

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Shintaro: So I saw a bunch of corpses in our yard...

Shintaro: Did you have anything to do with you, Moon? 

Moon: Why do you automatically assume it was me? 

Shintaro: *raises one eyebrow* 

Moon: 

Moon: All right, fair enough.

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Chase: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Kai: But you do know better.

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Linda: Sometimes love makes people do stupid things.

Amy, dramatically: I love everything!

Linda: That explains a lot.

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!