Therapist: And can you find the source of your problems? 

Shintaro: I either need a mirror or my dad

(oh my gosh this is so perfect)

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Shintaro, peering down at Linda: What's wrong with you?

Linda, jumping up and down in front of him: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature!! 

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Chase, patting Abby's head: I have never done anything wrong in my entire life

Abby, hugging him: That's completely incorrect but I love you anyways

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Abby: *sneezes*

Kai: *skids around the corner and aggressively tackles her with a blanket*

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Stranger: Do you know him?

Stranger: *points to Chase dabbing*

Kai: Not by choice

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Kai, sprawled on the floor: Why are we lying on the floor?

Chase, lying next to him: You tripped and knocked yourself unconscious so I laid down next to you so Falte and Dad would think we're just chilling

Kai, rubbing his head gingerly with a frown: No concern for me whatsoever

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Amy: The risk I took was carefully calculated. 

Everyone: WE ALMOST DIED!!

Amy, shrugging: I never said I was good at math. 

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Abby: Man, look at Chase. I wonder what he's thinking.

Moon: Possibly deep thoughts on life? 

Amy: Yeah, or like a literary analysis of Shakespeare. 

[meanwhile]

Chase, internally: *wii music* I wonder if I can put ramen in the coffee machine

(BONUS: Linda, shaking her head at Chase: *knows exactly what's going on in his head*)

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Chase, sitting on the couch: You know what I was thinking?

Amy, lounging lazily beside him: Mm? 

Chase: If your leg gets cut off... would it hurt? 

Amy, looks up from examining her hands: uH. dUh

Chase: How though?

Amy: 'Cause your leg got cut off!

Chase: But where are you gonna feel the pain?

Amy, pausing: In your... leg. 

Chase: EXACTLY! How are you gonna feel the pain-

Chase and Amy in unison: if yOUR LEG IS GONE???!!

(oh my gosh this is so them in a nutshell though)

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Chase, mumbling into his pillow: I'm such an idiot

Kai: ... 

Chase, looks up at Kai: ...

Kai, bluntly: If you're waiting for me to disagree with that statement, this is going to be a long night.

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Police officer: You're under arrest for carrying three people on your vehicle. 

Amy (because she would totally own a motorcycle): Okay.

Amy: waIT THREE?? *stands up and counts*

Police officer: Yes.

Amy, panic: SHOOT CHASE FELL OFF-

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!