Chase: "Sleepy" is so much cuter than "tired". Everyone needs to stop saying "tired" and start saying "sleepy"

Linda: I'm sleepy of your sh-

Chase: OkAy TIrEd iS FinE

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Moon: What is the easiest way to steal a man's wallet? 

Amy: Knife to the throat?

Chase: Gun to the back? 

Thorn: Poison in his cup?

Abby: You're all horrible, just don't steal his wallet

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Abby, trying to encourage herself: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. 

Chase: It's usually an oncoming train

Abby, without missing a beat: could you just try not to kill my vibe for five freaking seconds

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Shintaro, mad at Chase: I'm at a loss for words right now!

Chase, talking to Abby later: Despite being at a loss for words, Dad yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Moon: I love disasters

Shintaro: Self love is a healthy thing

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Chase, to Amy, who is doing something odd: You're freaking weird

Amy, continuing to do that odd thing: And you're adequately self-aware to recognize the hypocrisy of that remark.

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Everyone: You're completely mad!

Moon: And thank goodness I am, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work!

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Shintaro, watching Moon: This is either madness or brilliance.

Thorn, standing next to him: It's quite remarkable how often those two traits coincide. 

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Chase: Kai, you're almost the only one that understands me.

Kai, in a bad mood: Yeah, but that doesn't mean I care.

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Kai: FOUR MONTHS

Chase: What's wrong with him?

Abby, suppressing giggles: It's nothing really...

Kai: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

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Abby: How can someone say Chase is evil?? He's the most precious soft little soul

Chase, wiping blood off his face: HECK YEAH I'M ADORABLE!!

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Chase: You should appreciate the little things.

Kai: *turns around and hugs Falte*

Falte: Aww, thanks for the hu- HEY WAIT A MINUTE

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!