Kai: Can you please be serious for five minutes? 

Chase: My record is four, but I think I can do it

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Guy: How many kids do you have? 

Falte: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Chase: You're right.

Kai: That's... an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Abby: You should treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Kai: Killed without hesitation

Abby: ಠ_ಠ NO

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Shintaro, tending Chase's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Chase, being stupid because he's Chase: Zero. Would not recommend.

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Linda: You love me right Shintaro

Shintaro, narrowing his eyes at her: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

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Kai: *stubs his toe* FRICK

Falte: Mind your language!

Kai: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"????

[silence]

Falte: Fair point.

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Shintaro: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword

Moon, unsheathing swords: That's why I carry two swords

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Kai: God, give me patience

Chase, who has been ticking him off: I think you mean 'God give me strength'? 

Kai: If God gave me strength, you'd already be dead.

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Thorn, addressing the Darks: And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Random Dark: But... that's just a trashcan. 

Thorn: WhY YeS iT iS HOw VeRy OBseRVanT oF YoU

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Gabriel: Hey, this is gonna sound awkward but can I get dating advice? 

Kai: Just because I'm with Abby doesn't mean I know how I did it

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Chase, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake what do I name him

Kai, who is terrified of snakes: *jumps, trips, and scrambles all the way to the other side of the room whilst screaming the sentence* You did whAaAAAaAT-

Amy: William Snakespeare

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Chase: *walks into room* Why are you on the floor? 

Kai: I'm depressed

Chase: ?

Kai: Also I was stabbed can you please get Shintaro

Chase: VysjBvjBheoVV WHAT

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!