Linda: Amy, we tried things your way.

Amy: What? No we didn't.

Linda: I tried it in my head and it didn't work.

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Abby: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? 

Amy, grinning: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Chase: Tackle him

Thorn: Dump him

Moon: Kick him in the shin

Kai: NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

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[Falte and Haley as teenagers]

Falte: I have a question

Haley: okay, what-

Falte: How bad would it be if someone stole an entire section of books from the library? 

Haley: Um, Falte- 

Falte: It was science! And space! And it talked about astronauts and aliens and stop looking at me like that! 

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Chase: I have no idea what I'm doing, just know that I'm doing it really well.

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Abby, in the kitchen: Want a quickie? 

Kai, pausing in front of the fridge: ._. 

Kai: a whAt?

Abby, suddenly dreadful: You know... one of those cake things...? 

Kai: You mean QUICHE??

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Rachel: GABRIEL 

Gabriel: *activate girly scream* WHaT-

Rachel: QUICK TAKE MY HAND!!!

Gabriel, confused and completely terrified because she screamed at him: *grabs her hand and looks around frantically* NOW WHAT??

Rachel, smiling contently: Nothing, I just wanted to hold your hand

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Chase: Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense! You're just not keeping up.

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Amy: Don't correct me!

Linda: Don't be wrong

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Falte: There are seven chairs and ten people. What do you do? 

Shintaro and Gabriel: Have everyone stand. 

Abby, Kai, and Ruby: Bring three more chairs.

Linda, Chase, and Zeke: The most important ones can sit down.

Moon, Thorn, and Brethren: Kill three

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Linda: Shut up

Amy, startled and confused: I didn't say anyth-

Linda: You were thinking and it's annoying

(Because Amy's brain runs at a million miles per hour XD)

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Moon, genuinely interested: What's worse than a heartbreak, if there is anythi-

Chase: Realizing dragons can't blow out their birthday candles

Moon:

Moon: Bro

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Falte: You were hurt. What do you remember?

Kai: Just the ambulance ride

Linda: We didn't take you in an ambulance, Shintaro drove us

Kai: But I heard a siren?

Abby: That was Chase

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Thorn, working on his niceness since he "switched sides": How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them in the face with a brick? 

Chase: one wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used for building walls. repeatedly.

Thorn: That right there is the greatest thing I have ever heard in my life and I have lived a long time

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Amy: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Shintaro: I think you meant tricks?

Linda: She did not

Amy, pulling out knives: I did not

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Death: I have come to claim you

Shintaro: Hold on, let me ask Linda.

Death: Th-that's not how it works-

Shintaro, with a raging inferno of fire with blue eyes standing behind him: She said no.

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Falte: What are you, five?

Shintaro, having eaten sugar: Yeah five heads taller than you

Falte: 

Shintaro: *realizes he should not have said that*

Falte: 

Shintaro: 

Falte: 

Shintaro: please don't kill me

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Chase: Memes as old as vine

Amy: Beauty and the-

Chase: YEET

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AND A BONUS FROM THE SERIES CALLED THE LUNAR CHRONICLES!! 

Legit I saw this one and my mouth dropped

Cinder: If I die, I want Thorne to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!