Abby: Hey, could you pass the salt? 

Chase: *throws Kai across the table*

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Amy: There's no 'i' in team but there is in pizza

Chase: so you're not going to share.

Amy: No I'm not going to share

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Falte, kind of annoyed right now: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective? 

Shintaro: *gets on his knees* 

Chase: *crouches down*

Falte: 

Falte: I will kill you both in your sleep

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Chase: I mean, small creatures are way more viscous. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Shintaro, rolling eyes: That's ridiculous. Give me an example of this.

Kai: Spiders

Linda: Wasps

Abby: Terriers

Chase, grinning: Falte. 

Falte from the kitchen: wHaT-

Shintaro: *slowly nods* Okay, I see.

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Kai: *picks up phone* Hello?

Kidnapper: We have your brother.

Kai, confused: I don't have a brother.

Kidnapper: Then who's this boy who keeps whining for coffee? 

Kai: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE CHASE-

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Chase, absently toying around with something: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts. 

Kai, used to random stuff like this: Sure they are.

Chase: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Kai: Oookay..?

Chase: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

Kai: o_o

Chase, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions. 

Kai: *clutching head with wide eyes* chasepleasestop

Amy, fascinated: No, please continue.

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Chase, irritated: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible? 

Kai, with blank face: *holds up paper* I have a list. It's alphabetized. 

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Abby, sitting Kai down with a patient smile: Let's play truth or dare

Kai: *shrugs* Okay. Truth

Abby: When was the last time you slept? 

Kai, suddenly aware he was cornered into this: ):[ Dare 

Abby: Okay, I dare you to go to SLEEP.

Kai: I don't like this game. 

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Chase, laughing at Abby *when they were little, so he didn't know that she really isn't*: You're cute when you're mad.

Abby, shaking with rage: WELL I'M ABOUT TO BECOME FREAKING ADORABLE IN A FEW SECONDS!!!

Shintaro, as a newer-ish dad: Abby, watch your mouth.

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Kai: Don't do anything stupid

Chase: not keeping any promises

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!