Moon to Thorn: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said. 

Thorn, rubbing his jaw with an angry frown: And for punching me in the face?

Moon, grinning: No, you definitely deserved that. 

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Moon, talking with Abby: What is Chase to you? 

Abby: The reason I wake up. 

Moon: Aww, that's sweet. 

[earlier that morning, while everyone but Abby was awake]

Chase, entering the living room banging pans: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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Gabriel to Amy: I have feelings for you.

Amy, startled: You do??

Gabriel: Yes. I feel you're VERY annoying.

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Chase, kind of being silly with Nanami: What do you think butterflies taste like? 

Amy, from the couch: They taste bad

Chase: 

Chase: How-?

Amy: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION THAT'S ALL YOU GET

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Moon: I want to change the world.

Shintaro: For the better?

Moon:

Shintaro: ANSWER THE QUESTION

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Amy, grinning at Chase: At least whatever's wrong with me is really really funny

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Abby, sitting devastated on the couch: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and I started thinking like it was just trying to get food what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL?!

Kai, sitting next to her: Calm down, Abby. It was just a bug. There are millions of others. Just take a breath.

Amy, blinking at Abby: You *points to her* have issues. Possibly issues worse that mine. BECAUSE I DON'T CRY WHEN I SLAP A BUG. 

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Amy, shouting at the top of her lungs: I CAN'T DIE HERE!

Shintaro, bluntly going along with her random nonsense: Feel free to, though. It'll be a lot quieter. 

Amy, knowing he wasn't serious: *blows raspberry* 

~

Chase, looking around: I can't find my phone (A/N: Even tho like none of them have a phone other than a house phone or something XD) 

Shintaro: I can call you.

Chase: No, wait-

Phone ringing: you are my dad (you're my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Chase: 

Shintaro: 

Chase: 

Shintaro: 

Everyone else: PFFFFFFFT-

Chase: I can explain

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[Linda and Chase are angry at each other]

Shintaro: I'll deal with Chase. You take care of Linda. 

Moon: But how do I make it look like an accident? 

Shintaro, shocked: I'M NOT SAYING MURDER! I mean talk to her!! Like a normal person!!

Moon, laughing: I just wanted to see your reaction and it was priceless

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Moon, to Kai: Do you play sports? 

Kai, bluntly: I run away from my feelings

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Kai: *sneezes* 

Abby: *silence*

Kai, curiously confused: You're not going to say bless you? 

Abby: I'm sitting with you, you've clearly been blessed. 

~

Shintaro: Listen, you need to calm down.

Chase: *slams hands on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!?!?!

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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!