*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Cole: Thanks fam!
Kai: oh no
Lloyd: *cries* I love you too
Nya: Sounds fake but okay
Zane: *A flustered mess*
Jay: can i get a refund

Lloyd: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Kai: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Kai: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Jay: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Lloyd: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Kai: Oh, you've been?
Lloyd: Once. In Monopoly.

Lloyd: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Kai: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Lloyd: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Kai: What's that?
Lloyd: Remorse code.
Kai: I'm even angrier now.

Lloyd: Do you take constructive criticism?
Kai: I only take cash or credit.

Cole: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Kai: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Lloyd: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Kai: Good thinking.

*Lloyd is cooking*
Nya: Any chance that's for me?
Lloyd: It's for Kai. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Cole: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Nya: Shit.
Kai: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Cole: OH MY GOD LLOYD FELL OFF!!!

Lloyd: I think Nya was right.
Kai: I'm surprised she haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Cole: she wouldn't do that.
Nya: You're right, Cole. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Nya: *turns around, the shirt she's wearing says 'Nya Told You So' on the back*

Lloyd: Favorite horror movie?
Kai: It
Cole: Saw
Nya: Annabelle
Jay: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

Lloyd: Looking left cause you don't treat me right
Kai: Looking right because you left
Cole: Looking up cause you let me down
Nya: Looking down cause you fucked up
Jay: What is wrong with you guys

kai: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Cole: >:O language
Lloyd: Yeah watch your fucking language
Jay: OKAY WHO TAUGHT COLE THE FUCK WORD?
Nya: 'The fuck word'.
Zane: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Cole: Oh my god he censored it
Jay: Say fuck, Zane.
Lloyd: Do it, Zane. Say fuck.

Lloyd: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Kai: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Lloyd: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Zane: Actually I did the math, Kai would have $225, not $0.15.
Kai: Fam I'm right here....
Nya: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Lloyd: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Nya: Sorry I only have a dollar
Lloyd: :(
Zane: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Kai would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Nya: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Cole: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Jay: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Zane: Apply juice to what
Cole: Directly to the forehead
Kai: Great chat everyone

Lloyd: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Kai: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

Kai: It's dark in here
Lloyd: Don't worry dude I got this
Lloyd: *Stomps their feet*
Lloyd: *Skechers light up*

Lloyd: bitches b like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches

Lloyd: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Lloyd: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

Lloyd: What time is it?
Kai: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Kai: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Cole: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Kai: It's 2 am

Lloyd: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Kai: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Lloyd: Yes!
Cole: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Lloyd: HELP! I TOLD COLE I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Kai, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Lloyd, texting Kai: Kai! Help I'm being kidnapped
Cole: Where are you?
Lloyd: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Kai: I'll call Cole.
Cole, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Kai: Where's Lloyd? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Cole: Lloyd? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Cole:
Cole: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Cole: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Lloyd: WHO ARE YOU?!

Lloyd: What do you think Kai will do for a distraction?
Cole: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Cole: ... or they could do that.

Lloyd: Kai, I'm sad.
Kai: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Cole: Nya, I'm sad.
Nya, nodding: mood.

Lloyd: You have to apologize to Kai
Nya: Fine.
Nya: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.