Arthur: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Leon: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Gwaine: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Elyan: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Percival: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Merlin:
Merlin: I have emotional scars.

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Arthur: We need to distract these guys
Merlin: Leave it to me
Merlin: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Percival, Elyan, and Gwaine: *Immediately begin arguing*
Leon, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Merlin: *Screams*
Arthur: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Leon: Should we do something?
Gwaine: No, I want to see who wins.

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Merlin: *Gently taps table*
Arthur: *Taps back*
Gwen: What are they doing?
Morgana: Morse code.
Merlin: *Aggressively taps table*
Arthur: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Merlin: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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*Merlin's helping Arthur out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Leon: How does Arthur look?
Gwaine: A little better than you, actually.

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Merlin: I think we're missing something.
Arthur: Teamwork?
Leon: Cohesion?
Gwaine: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Arthur: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Leon: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Percival: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Gwaine: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Merlin: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Elyan: You know, when Arthur comes over, Gwaine can get a little...
Leon: Psycho?
Percival: Scary?
Merlin: Drunk?
Elyan: All three.

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Elyan: Gwaine... How do I begin to explain Gwaine?
Percival: Gwaine is flawless.
Merlin: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Leon: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
Arthur: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.

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Arthur: We have a problem.
Percival: Let me guess, you caused it?
Gwaine: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Elyan: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Merlin: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Leon: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

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Leon: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Percival: Exercise more!
Gwaine: Set yourself on fire.
Elyan: There are two kinds of people.