Dumbledore: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

McGonagall: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Flitwick: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Snape: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Slughorn: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Dumbledore: I’m an idiot.

McGonagall:

Flitwick:

Snape:

Slughorn:

Dumbledore:

McGonagall: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Dumbledore: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

McGonagall: Rude.

Flitwick: That’s fair.

Snape: Not again.

Slughorn: Are you going to want this back?

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Dumbledore: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

McGonagall: Nope, absolutely not.

Flitwick: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Snape: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Sprout: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Slughorn: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.