James: What did you do with the body?

Sirius: What didn't I do with the body?

James:

Sirius: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Sirius: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

James: What did you do?

Sirius: Nobody died.

James: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Sirius: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

James: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE BLOODY STAIRS.

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Sirius: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Remus: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Sirius: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Remus: Isn't that just killing people?

Sirius: Ah, technicality.

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Sirius: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Remus: How can you still say that?

Sirius: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Sirius: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Remus: You're a hazard to society

James: And a coward. DO TWENTY.