Topaz: I–

Topaz: I think my husband's broken

Autumn: What do you mean, why?

Topaz: He's too gay for his own good;;;

Autumn: ...How so?

Topaz: Yanno how the typical dumb question straights ask gay couples is "who's the girl and who's the guy"?

Autumn: S–

Autumn: Sure?

Topaz: Weeeelll...

~Flashback~

Zander: Okay but like

Zander: How do straight people have sex?

Zander: Like, who's the guy and— who's the other guy?