Warning; some of these are wholesome while others are umm... not for the innocent—

Zander: Are you...blushing?

Dale: What? No.

Zander: Did I get the ever-stoic, completely emotionless smartass Dale to blush?

Dale: No it's...it's just the cold getting to me.

Zander: Huh. Just the cold. Not me telling you that you look super adorable when you're passionate about your projects?

Dale: *blushes harder, voice cracking* N-no.

~<•>~

Zander, basically deepthroating a popsicle:

Sever: Holy shi—

Serein: Pffft-

Dale: Wtf

Topaz: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Zander: WAT-?

Zander: IT'S NOT THAT BIG–

Sever and Serein: *dead*

Dale: B r u h

Topaz: ( ͡° ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ʖ ͡° ) ͡° )

~<•>~

Human versions for a sec

Topaz - Tylor, a broke college student

Zander - Zach, working for a bigger company

Tylor: Zach

Zach:

Tylor: Zaaaaaach

Zach:

Tylor: Zachyyyy

Zach:

Tylor: Zachary-ASS

Zach:

Tylor: Za—

Zach: The FUCK do you want??

Tylor: I want a hug and your attention ;^;

Zach: I really don't get why we got a dog when you act like one on a daily basis

Tylor: Well you act like a dog in bed!

Zach: AND your point is?

~<•>~

Serein: Hey, want to see something beautiful?

Zander: Sure-?

Serein: *holds up a mirror that faces Zands*

Zander: *blushes* Yanno I wish you would stop sometimes

Serein: Only when you stop being so irresistibly adorable~

Zander: ///////

~<•>~

Sever: Yanno, Zander is kind of like the sun to me

Mae: Aww, because he's the light of your life?

Sever: No, it's cuz the longer I stare at him the more I regret it

Mae: O—oh... But you love him, right?

Sever: 'course I do, duh. All I'm asking is–

Zander, running while wearing a rainbow cape: Hey babe, look! I'm a gay superhero!

Zander: *gasps* Oh my god

Zander: I'm Supergay

Sever: *clutching his chest* I-I take it back, I love him so much—

~<•>~

A continuation of an old incorrect quote

Zander, after learning Mae was the one who introduced his husband to yaoi: He's-...

Zander: *frightened* He's been reading more of it ever since...

Zander: It affected him—

Topaz, in the background somewhere, holding cat ears, tail and collar: ZaNdEr tRy ThEsE oN–

Zander: This is why we can't have nice things

~<•>~

Zander: I'm never playing Truth or Dare, Uno or Twister ever again

Autumn: Why's that?

Zander: I always end up making a bet with Topaz

Zander: And I always fucking lose—

~<•>~

Topaz: I'M TWICE THE DAD YOU'LL EVER BE!

Autumn: OH YEAH? AND WHY IS THAT?

Topaz: Cuz' I don't just get called "daddy" by my children =v=

Zander, in the background: *spits out coffee*