Don't give me credit for these, I used incorrect quote generators .w. I might do another chapter cuz holy shit, there are so m a n y

It's half OCs (mine and Add's) and half FNaF characters/shipkids

Beta: I'm a reverse necromancer~!

Krida: Isn't that just killing people?

Beta: Ah, technicality~

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Freddy: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars.

Bonnie: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Byrd, struggling to keep upright in his 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me-

Cox, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.

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Trap: May I sit there?

Coal: That's my lap.

Trap: That doesn't answer my question.

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Mitch: God, give me patience.

Jac: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Mitch: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Peace: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Balance: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Peace: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Mellow: I can explain.

Trap: Can you?

Mellow: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Mellow: I turned out perfectly fine!

Dream: Mel, this morning you thought a dead child's spirit made your toast-

Mellow: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Bleak: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.

Boop: Bleaky, that's a coma.

Bleak: Sounds festive!

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Caramel, whispering to Solar, who's on the phone with Sun: Ask her something!

Solar: How are you feeling?

Sun: Fine~

Caramel: Something personal, dumbass!

Solar: At what age did you first get your period?

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Andell: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Rohw?

Rohw: ... No.

Zander: I do!

Andell: I know, Zander.

Zander: I'm sad!

Andell: I know, Zander.

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Gamma: If Esp and I were drowning, who would you save?

Dawn: You two can't swim?

Gamma: It's a hypothetical question, dad! who would you save?

Dawn: My time and effort.

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Dawn: What did you do with that guy's body? The one who flirted with me?

Beta: What didn't I do with the body~?

Dawn:

Beta: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Youth: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Tartarus: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Veece: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Tartarus: Good thinking.

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Random person, negotiating with Taffy: We have your bunny boyfriend. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Royal: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

Random person:

Royal: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Taffy: ROYAL STOP

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Sever: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Zander does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Serein: If Zander were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Zander jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Sever: You jump off a cliff!

Serein: Gladly. Provided Zander did first.

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Bear: Tare, keep an eye on Plush today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Tare: Sure, I'd love to see Plush get punched.

Bear: Try again.

Tare, sighing: I will stop Plush from getting punched.

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Cotton: Lemme show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Mellow: Okay, but in my defense, Bear bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Cotton: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Logan: Roman, can I talk to you for a second?

Roman: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Pat are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Logan: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

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Glitch: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Spring: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Glitch: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Fredbear: Edible uvu

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Dale: While I'm gone, Topaz, you're in charge.

Topaz: Yes!!!

Dale, whispering: Zands, you're secretly in charge.

Zander: Obviously.

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Plush: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!

Trap: Plush no.

Bear: Mistlefoe.

Trap: Please stop encouraging him-

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Dawn: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Gamma: The cow???

Dawn: What?

Esp: Gamma, W H Y?

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Liu: What time is it?

Gamma: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out

Gamma: *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Beta: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Gamma: It's 2 am

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Trap: If you had to choose between Cotton and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Mellow: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Cotton: Mel!

Trap: 63 cents.

Mellow: I'll take the money.

Cotton: MEL!

And then Mellow proceeded to make it up to Cotton turning grumpy by squishing his cheeks

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Night, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Gold: You did WHAT–

Trap: William Snakepeare

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Teal: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is because you're not going to like it

Onyx: Just rip the bandage off.

Teal: It's Gloom.

Onyx: Put the bandage back on.

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Nala: Shae and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Mae: *sighing* What did he do?

Nala: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Shae: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Pthalo: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyway?

Gloom: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyway?

Pthalo:

Pthalo: I'll go make my bed-

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Spring: I'm very scary.

Fredbear: You're about as scary as a wet kitten!

Spring: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Fredbear: And small!

Spring:

Spring: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Tare: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Plush: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone!

Tare: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Plush: Somehow that's worse-

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Mae: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Nala: It was me...

Mae: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Gold: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Trap: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Gold: Stop.

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Solar: I owe you one.

Sun: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even~

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Dusk: Like your new pants.

Z-ro: Thanks, they were 50% off.

Dusk: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Z-ro: The store can't just give away clothes for free.

Dusk: That's... not what I meant.

Z-ro: That's a terrible way to run a business, Dusk.

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Gamma: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Liu: This is a lie.

Liu: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Liu: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Shade: *holding a salt packet* It's just a little sodium chloride.

Eden: Actually Shade, it's salt.

Shade: That's what I said, sodium chloride.

Eden: Uh no, that would be salt.

Shade: But-

Eden: *takes salt packer from Shade* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

Shade: I-I was just trying to get you to date me-

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Scrap: You have Crayons?

Puppet: Yes, I have-

Scrap: You're- how old are you?

Puppet: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Logan: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Patton: Forty-five seconds?!?

Logan: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Patton, hugging Logan: Too late.

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Eden: Could you be any more annoying?

Shade: Yes.

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Topie, near tears: Please, Sever, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!