Finally we're back with more

*DSMPinnit drunkenly wanders around the house and Akholzmann is drunkenly giggling*
Midnight , completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Jacquelyn .
Jacquelyn , going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

McytNotFound: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Jess: McytNotFound, it's four o'clock in the morning.
McytNotFound: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

McytNotFound: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Arson: Mmm, we aren't really that close.
McytNotFound: Oh, good.

Akholzmann : What did you two do?
Midnight :
Arson:
Akholzmann : You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Rambee: Don't worry, I have a permit.
McytNotFound: ...This just says "I can do what I want".

Akholzmann : Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Akholzmann , to Midnight : Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Jess, to Jacquelyn : Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Arson: There are two types of people.

Arson: Do you cook?
Midnight : I made a cake once.
Rambee: Yeah, it was good.
Midnight : Really?
Rambee: Don't make me lie twice, Midnight .

Purple Guy: Christmas is cancelled.
Arson: You can't cancel a holiday.
Purple Guy: Keep it up, Arson, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Arson: What does that mean?
Purple Guy: Midnight , take New Year's away from Arson.

Jacquelyn : Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!
Rambee: Why is McytNotFound's a monster?
McytNotFound: Jacquelyn , you forgot Rambee's! Its only an empty space!
Jacquelyn , proudly: Exactly

Akholzmann : I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Purple Guy: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Akholzmann : And I reserve that right! After all....
Akholzmann : I bet you wouldn't like the average movie made in 1879!
Purple Guy: There were no movies made in 1879.
Akholzmann : *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Jess: Oooh! Let's go ask DSMPinnit if they saw it in theatres!

Akholzmann : I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Rambee: I forgot I was doing a test.
Akholzmann : Rambee.
Rambee: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
DSMPinnit : Rambee.

Purple Guy: You know what's funny about DSMPinnit ? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone I'd murder, probably.

DSMPinnit : I'm not creepy.
DSMPinnit : I'm petty.
DSMPinnit : There's a difference, ya' know.

Purple Guy: Jess, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Jess: Akholzmann , Purple Guy wants you to get out of the house.

Akholzmann : Midnight , can I ask you a question?
Midnight : Sure, anything.
Akholzmann : Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

Rambee: I intend to stay annoyed at you forever.
Rambee: Even if I seem helpful.
Midnight : Then you're in luck.
Midnight : Because you don't.

Akholzmann : Where are your parents?
Jacquelyn : What are parents?
Akholzmann : That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Arson: Akholzmann , we tried things your way.
Akholzmann : No, we didn't.
Arson: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

Purple Guy: Am I in trouble?
Jess: Take a guess.
Purple Guy: No?
Jess: Take another guess.

Arson: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

Akholzmann : I hate you sometimes.
McytNotFound: Well according to this picture Midnight drew of us holding hands that's not true.
Akholzmann : McytNotFound, you drew that.
McytNotFound: It doesn't matter.

Akholzmann : Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Rambee?
Rambee: Oh just six, I don't think I could eat eight.

Purple Guy, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast.
Jess: You're kinda ugly.

Rambee: What is everyone for Halloween?
DSMPinnit : I'm superman.
McytNotFound: A clown.
Rambee: So I'm guessing we don't need to get you a costume then?

McytNotFound: Which movie are you and Midnight going to see tonight?
Purple Guy: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Midnight wants.
McytNotFound: Which one do they want to see?
Purple Guy: I haven't decided yet.

Rambee: Akholzmann ... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Akholzmann : Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Rambee:
Rambee: I wrote sanitize, Akholzmann .

DSMPinnit : I'm sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

Arson: Can I have some?
Purple Guy, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Arson: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

Purple Guy: Why aren't you sleeping?
Akholzmann : I'm too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Purple Guy.
Purple Guy:
Akholzmann : ...The nightmares.
Purple Guy: *wrapping their arms around Akholzmann * Awwww, sweetie-

Midnight : We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

McytNotFound: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
DSMPinnit : Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Purple Guy: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

Purple Guy: Real life should have a search function, or something.
Purple Guy: I need my socks.

McytNotFound: Arson! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Arson: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

Arson: Tommorrow's garbage day.
Midnight : I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

Jacquelyn : Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Purple Guy: I think you mean cards.
DSMPinnit : They did not.
Jacquelyn , pulling out knives: I did not.

Midnight : I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.

Arson, texting: O
Akholzmann : What?
Arson: Don't read into that.
Akholzmann : But I will read into that.
Arson: HOW?! IT'S A LETTER!
Akholzmann : Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
Arson: Dude, really?
Arson: It's a letter.
Akholzmann : It could stand for something!
Arson: IT DOESN'T, I PROMISE!
Akholzmann : Like Oppression! Or worse...
Arson: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Akholzmann : Optometrist.
Arson: Oh my God...

Jess: What's up with DSMPinnit ? They've been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?
Jacquelyn : They're just a little overwhelmed.
Jess: Why?
Jacquelyn : Rambee smiled at them.

McytNotFound: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Akholzmann does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Jess: If Akholzmann were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Akholzmann jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Jacquelyn : You jump off a cliff!
Jess: Gladly, provided Akholzmann did first.

Rambee: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
DSMPinnit : I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

Rambee: The first time I ever got upset in front of Purple Guy, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Purple Guy: I was doing both, for your information.
DSMPinnit : The first time Purple Guy hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.

Jacquelyn : I am literally evil incarnate.
Jacquelyn : I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Jacquelyn : Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I'm making a conscious effort.

Akholzmann : HELP! I TOLD MCYTNOTFOUND I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
DSMPinnit , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Akholzmann : Remember, Jacquelyn , don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Jacquelyn : I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

Rambee: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.
DSMPinnit : *points at a picture* That one is the dump.
Rambee: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

Rambee: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Akholzmann : Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Rambee:
Rambee: *sobs*
Jess: You scared them, stupid.

Midnight : No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
Jess: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Midnight : Well, guess what? Science is stupid!!
Jess: You take that back!!!
Midnight : No. Magic is awesome. Science isn't. The end.

Jess: I could kill you if I wanted.
Akholzmann : Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

McytNotFound: *sees Rambee and Jacquelyn together*
McytNotFound: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
DSMPinnit : You mean... you ship them?

Jess: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Rambee: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can't just say blue because there's more than one blue.
Jess: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

Midnight : Anyone d-
Jacquelyn : Depressed?
DSMPinnit : Drained?
Akholzmann : Dumb?
Arson: Disliked?
Midnight : -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

McytNotFound: I don't even use tubberware anymore.
Jacquelyn : What are you saying? Say it again.
McytNotFound: Tubberware.
Jacquelyn : Say it again. Slow.
McytNotFound: Tubberware.
Jacquelyn : Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.
McytNotFound: Tub.
Jacquelyn : Wrong.
McytNotFound: What do you mean, wrong?
Jacquelyn : I thought I caught that. You're saying tub. It's P.
McytNotFound: What are you talking about?
Jacquelyn : Tupperware. Tupper.
McytNotFound: It's tupper!
Jacquelyn : It's tupper, always has been, always will be.
McytNotFound: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

DSMPinnit , opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

McytNotFound: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
DSMPinnit : Yes.
McytNotFound: Which means they like both boys and girls.
DSMPinnit : Ye- wait, what-
Midnight : McytNotFound, that's not what bilingual means-
McytNotFound: Shhh, it's okay DSMPinnit . I still love you, man.
DSMPinnit & Midnight : ...
McytNotFound: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

Purple Guy: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Akholzmann : I really care about your feelings!
Midnight : I really care about YOUR feelings!
Purple Guy, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Jacquelyn : YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Jess: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

McytNotFound, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
Rambee: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
McytNotFound:
McytNotFound: Water you doing?

Midnight : If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Jacquelyn : If I was married to you I'd drink it.

Akholzmann : Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Rambee's birthday invitations.
Arson: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Akholzmann : "Rambee's birthday".
Arson: So, what do they say instead?
Akholzmann : "Rambee's bi".
Arson:
Arson: Works out either way.

Arson: Why are you on fire?
Midnight : This is just how my day is going.

McytNotFound: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.
Jess: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That's not hate it's just a fact.

Jacquelyn : Rambee and I got married!!
Akholzmann : Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

McytNotFound: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

Arson: Life could be worse, Akholzmann .
Akholzmann : Life could be a lot better too!

McytNotFound: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
McytNotFound: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

Purple Guy: Do you have a bobby pin?
Arson: Yeah. *searches in their hair*
Arson: Oh, no, wait. I'm not a nine-year-old girl.

Purple Guy: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Akholzmann : Mine just says "Akholzmann no."
Purple Guy: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

McytNotFound: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Jess: Several traffic violations.
Rambee: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Purple Guy: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Akholzmann : Also, that's not our car.

Jess: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.