Why did I decide to make more 😭

Mcyt NotFound: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

Mcyt NotFound: Are you sure this is safe?
Akholzmann : Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle.
Akholzmann : Keep twisting, junior! All you're gonna get is clicks.

Mcyt NotFound: You know, Arson gives Midnight flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Jess: Okay.
*Later*
Jess: *gives Midnight flowers*
Midnight : ???
Jess: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

Ranboo: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Jess: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Ranboo: Fair point.

Jess, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

DSMPinnit: I'm going to hell.
H•I•N•A•T•A: Probably.
DSMPinnit: I'll pick you up?
H•I•N•A•T•A: *nodding* Carpool.

Jaquelyn , about Jess: Purple Guy, they're an ———! They have purposely stabbed you on more than one occasion!
Purple Guy: Some of those stabbings were accidental!
Jaquelyn :
Jess: Okay, well, I know for a fact the third time was accidental.

Purple Guy: I need to dye my hair.
Jess: ...
Purple Guy: Or get another tattoo.
Jess: ...
Purple Guy: Or a new piercing.
Jess: Why?
Purple Guy: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

Midnight : Why does everyone want to kill Mcyt NotFound?
Jess: Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.

Midnight : If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Arson: If I was married to you I'd drink it.

(I've heard the audio of that)

Mcyt NotFound: Stay foxy.
DSMPinnit: Die lonely.

Jess: You're just being paranoid. Again.
Purple Guy: When have I been paranoid?
Jess: Um, when you first met H•I•N•A•T•A you thought they were an undercover cop...?
Purple Guy: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Jess: And last year you were sure Ranboo was a mermaid!
Purple Guy: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Purple Guy's theory is proven wrong*
Jess: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Purple Guy: I still think Ranboo is a mermaid.

H•I•N•A•T•A: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
Jaquelyn , deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

(Oh god, Jaquelyn maybe give different advice)

Akholzmann : What are you two arguing about this time?
DSMPinnit: They're always using common phrases incorrectly!
H•I•N•A•T•A: Cry me a table, DSMPinnit.

H•I•N•A•T•A: "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
Midnight : What the hell? Begets isn't a word. Quit trying to make up words.

Mcyt NotFound: The saying "it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission" no longer applies to Purple Guy.

Jaquelyn : Guys, I didn't memorize my lines!
Akholzmann : Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as hell.
*During the play*
Midnight : Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Jaquelyn : W-what're donuts?

Akholzmann : Come on, Jess! How many times do I have to apologize?
Jess: Once!
Akholzmann : ...No.

Midnight : If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Akholzmann : ...We're on the ground floor.
Midnight : I know but I want a dramatic exit.

Jaquelyn : Mcyt NotFound! I thought you were dead!
Mcyt NotFound: No, just in deep cover.
Jaquelyn : ...But it was an open casket.
Mcyt NotFound: It was very deep.

Jess: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Jaquelyn : IT.
Purple Guy: Annabelle.
Akholzmann : Paranormal Activity.
Ranboo: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

(Didn't the ranboo as in the Mcyt one actually say something like that before?)

H•I•N•A•T•A: I'm this close to falling in love with Akholzmann .
DSMPinnit: Your fingertips are touching.
H•I•N•A•T•A: Exactly.

Mcyt NotFound: Jaquelyn , do you love me?
Jaquelyn : Of course I do!
Mcyt NotFound: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Jaquelyn : Well, of course I... would...
Mcyt NotFound: I mean something really, really—
Jaquelyn : Mcyt NotFound, what did you do?

Arson: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
H•I•N•A•T•A: Okay.
*later*
Akholzmann : H•I•N•A•T•A! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Arson, whispering: Deny everything.
H•I•N•A•T•A, loudly: That isn't a chair.

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
DSMPinnit: Would never stab anyone.
Purple Guy: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Ranboo: Yells "I won't hesitate, ———!" first.
Jaquelyn : Would stab without warning.
Arson: Would stab as a warning.

H•I•N•A•T•A: *prepares gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Arson: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Ranboo: No, I said "Arson, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

Jess: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?"
Ranboo: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

H•I•N•A•T•A: What did you two do?
Midnight :
Mcyt NotFound:
H•I•N•A•T•A: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Arson: What does the doggy say? Bow wow.
Ranboo: What does the kitty say? Meow meow.
Purple Guy: What does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jaquelyn : I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
DSMPinnit: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Jaquelyn : I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily spoke to his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
DSMPinnit: You forgot pride.
Jaquelyn : No, I'm pretty proud of this.

Arson: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?
Purple Guy: Illinois.
Arson: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO!
Mcyt NotFound: Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves.

Arson: I need to dye my hair.
Akholzmann : ...
Arson: Or get another tattoo.
Akholzmann : ...
Arson: Or a new piercing.
Akholzmann : Why?
Arson: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

Arson: Damn, the power went out.
Jess: Don't worry, I got this.
Jess: *stomps foot*
Arson: What-?
Jess: *Sketchers light up*

Mcyt NotFound: Arson won't wake up, what do I do?
Jess: Did you try kicking them?
Mcyt NotFound: Yes.
Jess: I'm out of ideas.

*Jess and Akholzmann enter a dive bar*
Jess: Look, I know you're disappointed but could we at least have a drink.
Akholzmann , in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.

Ranboo: I'm not that stupid!
Midnight : Ranboo, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Ranboo: DSMPINNIT TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

Ranboo: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don't make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships.

Jaquelyn : I'm sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

Arson: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

Ranboo, trying to impress Jess: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
H•I•N•A•T•A: They turned it off and back on again.

Arson: I hate Jess.
H•I•N•A•T•A: "Hate' is a strong word.
Arson: I have strong opinions.

Jess: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
H•I•N•A•T•A: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

DSMPinnit: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
H•I•N•A•T•A: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!

H•I•N•A•T•A: So I'm the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?
Purple Guy: Do I get to pick the finger?

Ranboo: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Midnight : My only talent is being stress.
Arson: Don't you mean stressed?
Midnight : No.

Arson: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Akholzmann : ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Midnight : Are you a software update? because not right now.

Purple Guy: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Akholzmann : Technically a mix of green and blue?
Purple Guy: So blurple.
Akholzmann : That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Akholzmann : You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

Arson: Didn't you die?!
Midnight : That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

Ranboo, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I've been insulted.
Ranboo: It's been about 5 seconds since I've been assaulted, but let's not talk about that.

Purple Guy: *Gives a bouquet to Jess*
Jess: You know I'm allergic.
Purple Guy: That's the point.

Purple Guy: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.
Arson: I'm gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Jess: I'm with you there...
Midnight : I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Jaquelyn : Three types of people.

DSMPinnit: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Akholzmann : ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Midnight , watching Jess & Mcyt NotFound panic : What's going on?
Arson: Jess is having a midlife crisis and Mcyt NotFound is just having a crisis.

Ranboo: You can't have a gun on stage!
H•I•N•A•T•A: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that's the rule of Chekhov's Gun: have a gun. And now that it's been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

Midnight : How did you break your leg?
H•I•N•A•T•A: Do you see those porch stairs?
Midnight : Yes.
H•I•N•A•T•A: I didn't.

H•I•N•A•T•A: Where the devil is Midnight ?
Arson: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Ranboo: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

H•I•N•A•T•A: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it's cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Ranboo: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
H•I•N•A•T•A: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
DSMPinnit: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

Midnight : What's up with Jess? They've been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?
Purple Guy: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Midnight : Why?
Purple Guy: Arson smiled at them.

Midnight : OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Akholzmann : *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A NIGHTMARE!!!

Midnight : *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.
Midnight : Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Mcyt NotFound: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

Purple Guy, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein.
Akholzmann : Can I go to the bathroom?
Purple Guy, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

Akholzmann : You look mentally ill.
DSMPinnit: I am. Let's go.

Ranboo, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

DSMPinnit: I have a problem.
Arson: Kill it.
DSMPinnit: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

Arson: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
DSMPinnit: So —— oxygen, I guess.

Jaquelyn : I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Arson: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
H•I•N•A•T•A: It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Midnight : You guys are terrifying.

Purple Guy: I think DSMPinnit is in trouble.
Arson: Alright. Struggling to care, if I'm honest.

Ranboo: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Jess: *crouches down*
Arson: *kneels down*
Purple Guy: *sits on the floor*
Ranboo:
Ranboo: I hate all of you.

Jaquelyn : What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.
Purple Guy: Arson and Jess were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Purple Guy: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Purple Guy: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Jaquelyn : Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Jess: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Midnight : Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Ranboo: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Arson: I hate you guys so much.

Ranboo: I could kill you if I wanted.
H•I•N•A•T•A: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

Midnight : Why are you drinking?
Arson: I drink when I'm depressed.
Midnight : But you're always drinking?
Arson: *smug grin*

Arson: *Holding up a picture of a seemingly young anime girl* WHO IS SHE?! IS SHE TWELVE?!
Midnight : No! She's a thousand years ol-
Arson: *Prepares shotgun*
Midnight : NO! NOOOOOOOOOO-!

(Istg that's so true they all look 12 and turn out to be 1000+)

Midnight : I am going to need you to swear-
Arson: ——.
Midnight :
Midnight : ...swear as in promise.

Midnight : I'm hot, I'm tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

Purple guy: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Purple guy: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

Purple guy: Do you have any idea what you're doing?
Midnight : Why start now?

Ranboo: How do you do that?
Purple guy: I'm fearless.
Arson: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Purple guy: I'm mostly fearless.

Jaquelyn : All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

Akholzmann : I need a long word.
Arson: T-rex but the long one.

Ranboo: Shh, here comes DSMPinnit!
Jaquelyn : Quick, H•I•N•A•T•A, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
H•I•N•A•T•A: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.
Jaquelyn : Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.

Purple guy: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Ranboo: I boiled gatorade.

Arson: Pose as a team because things JUST GOT REAL!

Purple guy: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!
Ranboo: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.