Welp we all wanted part 2 so here it is, these are honestly so cursed 😭

Mcyt NotFound: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. Love, Akholzmann'*
Ranboo: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.'*

Jaquelyn: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. It's starting to become a problem, I think.

Jaquelyn: Why would you do that?
Jess: Because I feel guilty.
Arson: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

Midnight : Did you take out DSMPinnit as I requested?
Jess: DSMPinnit has been taken out, yes.
Midnight : You have my grat-
Jess: It was a great restaurant.
Jess: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Jess: DSMPinnit proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.

Mcyt NotFound: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Jaquelyn: I think you mean cards.
Akholzmann: They did not.
Mcyt NotFound, pulling out knives: I did not.

Midnight : They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.
Midnight : Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.
Midnight : But who's to say.
DSMPinnit: I think France isn't real.
H•I•N•A•T•A: DSMPinnit, you've been to France.
DSMPinnit: And???

Midnight : Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Purple guy: Because your toast would get soggy!

H•I•N•A•T•A: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.
Jess: H•I•N•A•T•A, for the last time, we're at a funeral.

Purple guy: *Talking to Midnight * Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me.
Jess: But this is my abode.
Purple guy: ...
Purple guy: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest.

Purple guy: I'm so excited!
DSMPinnit: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Purple guy: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
DSMPinnit: Yeah!

DSMPinnit: We need a plan to beat them.
Akholzmann: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
DSMPinnit:
Akholzmann: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Purple guy, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

H•I•N•A•T•A: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

Purple guy: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
(Wth?)

Purple guy: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Purple guy: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Mcyt NotFound: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

Purple Guy, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Mcyt NotFound: I'm sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

Ranboo: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

H•I•N•A•T•A: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking 'are we about to kiss?'
H•I•N•A•T•A: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

Akholzmann : Kill me nowwwww.
H•I•N•A•T•A: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

Mcyt NotFound: *raises eyebrows*
DSMPinnit: Put those back down!

Jaquelyn : We both look very handsome tonight.
Purple Guy: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Jaquelyn : I couldn't take that chance.

Mcyt NotFound & Ranboo:*Playing video games*
Jess: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Mcyt NotFound: *silence*
Ranboo: *silence*
Jess, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Mcyt NotFound & Ranboo in shame: Yeah...

Arson: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Midnight .
Midnight : I hate myself.
Arson: Alright, square up.

Jess: Hey besties-
Akholzmann : Die.
Jess: What did I do to you-

Ranboo: I baked you a pie!
Jess: Really?! What flavor?
Ranboo: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

Arson: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Jess: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Arson: And I reserve that right! After all....
Arson: I bet you wouldn't like the average movie made in 1879!
Jess: There were no movies made in 1879.
Arson: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
H•I•N•A•T•A: Oooh! Let's go ask Mcyt NotFound if they saw it in theatres!

Mcyt NotFound: I've never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
H•I•N•A•T•A: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: "Hey... how you doin'?"
Ranboo, scoffing: Oh, please.
H•I•N•A•T•A, to Ranboo: Hey, how you doin'?
Ranboo:
Ranboo: *giggles and blushes*

Jaquelyn , to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.

Akholzmann : Jess, those tarot card readers know what they're doing! Think of Purple Guy, they're so smart!
Jess: Those are suggestions! They're not-
Akholzmann : Purple Guy knew things, Purple Guy knew things!
Jess: I don't think tarot cards told them that, though! I think if you just shotgun blast things into the air, saying you think you know things, then you're bound to hit one of them!
Akholzmann : I don't like thinking about it like that. They're just brilliant.
Jess: Well, they are brilliant! But-
Akholzmann : And they saw into the future, and they're basically a god.
Jess: ...
Jess: They aren't.

*out grocery shopping*
Jaquelyn : *takes a free sample twice*
Jaquelyn : Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Midnight : I really like Eminem.
Purple Guy: I prefer skittles.
DSMPinnit: They are talking about the rapper.
Purple Guy: Why would they eat the wrapper?

DSMPinnit: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Purple Guy: DSMPinnit, it's four o'clock in the morning.
DSMPinnit: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Arson: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Purple Guy: ...What???

Purple Guy: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Ranboo: A motor- a motorcycle?
Purple Guy: Oh sorry, a murder.
Mcyt NotFound: That escalated quickly.

Mcyt NotFound: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Akholzmann : That's deep.
Midnight : That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Akholzmann : That's deeper.
Jaquelyn : ...You guys are (bakas).

DSMPinnit: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Midnight : Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
DSMPinnit: Yeah, they're all birds.

Mcyt NotFound: I don't mean to be rude—
Ranboo: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

Jaquelyn , near tears: Please, H•I•N•A•T•A, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

Akholzmann : Why are you on fire?
Arson: This is just how my day is going.

H•I•N•A•T•A: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!
Purple Guy: Hey- what are you doing-?
H•I•N•A•T•A, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D

Akholzmann , at an awards show: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Jess, the love of my life, for telling me Mcyt NotFound was going to win so don't bother to prepare a speech.

DSMPinnit: Met a dumb person today. Awful.
Arson: You looked in a mirror?
DSMPinnit: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

Purple Guy: Here's the cold medicine you asked for.
Purple Guy: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
DSMPinnit: ...Thanks.

Ranboo: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, ——."

Jess: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its "intelligent" and "really cool".
Jess: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".

Ranboo, about H•I•N•A•T•A: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
DSMPinnit: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

Akholzmann , sniffling: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Jess: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Akholzmann : I have depression, what do you think?

Midnight : Try not to roll your eyes at me.
Mcyt NotFound: I don't have pupils.

Ranboo: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
DSMPinnit, patting them on the back: Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

*Midnight rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Arson: What's going on?
Akholzmann : Midnight wouldn't drink water.
Arson: ...And?
Akholzmann : And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.
Midnight , loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS,———!

Jess, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Ranboo: Moose Tracks is good!
Purple Guy: What is that!?
Ranboo: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Purple Guy: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Jess and Ranboo: what?
Purple Guy: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Jess: You done now?
Purple Guy: Yeah ok.
Jess and Ranboo: ...
Purple Guy: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

Jess: You bought a taco?
Purple Guy: Yes.
Jess: From the same truck that hit Mcyt NotFound?!
Purple Guy, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

Purple Guy: *is hugging Jess*
Midnight : Hey! It's my turn to hug Jess!
Midnight : *grabs Jess*
Arson: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Purple Guy: No, It's still my turn!
Jess: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Midnight : But we need the moral support!
Purple Guy: And you're small! Which is cute!
Arson: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Jess: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

Midnight : You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
DSMPinnit: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Midnight : I said within reason, DSMPinnit. How about I murder that guy?
DSMPinnit: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Midnight : Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

(Why does it kee putting midnight in that last one?)

Ranboo: I'm sad.
DSMPinnit: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
DSMPinnit: And das not good.

Jaquelyn : I feel awful about killing you.
H•I•N•A•T•A:
Jaquelyn : Even though technically you never even died, so I don't know what you're ——— about.

Akholzmann : Thank God you were there, Mcyt NotFound. I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.
Mcyt NotFound: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.
Akholzmann : Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting then out of their shell.

H•I•N•A•T•A, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

Ranboo: Two brooooos!
Arson: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Ranboo: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Arson:
Ranboo:
Arson: *tearing up*
Ranboo: Babe, c'mon...
Arson: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Ranboo: Babe...

DSMPinnit: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Purple guy: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
DSMPinnit: No, like, U R A Q T.
Purple guy: Awwww!

Purple guy: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Midnight . Except you!
Midnight : But Purple guy, I think you're suspicious!
Purple guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Akholzmann : Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Arson : Not it!
H•I•N•A•T•A: Not it!
Akholzmann : ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

DSMPinnit: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
H•I•N•A•T•A: What did you do?!
DSMPinnit: NOBODY DIED!
H•I•N•A•T•A: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Ranboo: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Midnight : If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

Purple guy: Well, has Mcyt NotFound been wrong before?
Arson : How wide are we willing to open this up?

Arson : Do I least have a chance to explain myself?
Purple guy: This is America, so nope!
Arson : This isn't America, this is OHIO!

Midnight : We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
Ranboo: What club?
Arson : The hating Ranboo club.
Ranboo: ...The hell? I should be the leader of that club!

Midnight : Damn, the power went out.
Arson : Don't worry, I got this.
Arson : *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Midnight : What-?
Arson : I swallowed a glow stick!
Midnight , on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Jaquelyn : Why don't you go talk to them?
Ranboo, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Jaquelyn : What? So you go tell them they're cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Ranboo: They could hear me.

Ranboo: You need to be more careful!
DSMPinnit, who was dragged into Ranboo's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

Jess: Mcyt NotFound's refusing to wear their glasses!
Mcyt NotFound: Jess, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Mcyt NotFound: *points to Ranboo* Ranboo.
Mcyt NotFound: *points to Akholzmann * Akholzmann .
Mcyt NotFound: *points to Jaquelyn * Sasquatch.

Purple guy: I can never give Jess anything because I'm jealous of them. They look at their life and say, "Sweet! This is perfect!"
Purple guy: I look at my life and say, "Welp. Time to get drunk."

Akholzmann : *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
DSMPinnit: Yes?
Akholzmann : We're in too deep.

*Purple guy searching their room*
H•I•N•A•T•A: what are you looking for?
Purple guy: my will to live

Midnight : You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking 'are we about to kiss?'
Midnight : Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.