Rachel: This is my boyfriend Ozul, and this is Ozul's boyfriend Albtraum.
Rachel's mom: Oh. Wait, sorry. What's the situation?
Rachel: What do you mean?
Rachel's mom: How does this work?
Rachel: Ozul is gay, but he's straight for me, and he's gay for Alb, and Alb's really gay for Ozul. And I don't like Alb.
Ozul: It's not that complicated.
Albtraum: No
Rachel's mom: Oh. Yeah. Sure.
[later]
Rachel's mom, to Rachel's Dad: The thing about youth culture is, I don't understand it.

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