Link: *comes in bleeding* Help!

Zelda: Aww, Linky's got a booboo!

Urbosa: Need a huggie?

Daruk: I can give him a BIG one!

Link: Noooo! I need medical attention!

Revali: Oh grow up!

Mipha: YOU GUYS!!! HE REALLY NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION!!! It's not a booboo!