(i only put shipping for this round so have fun with this ig)

Fittle : Is this your plan B?
Troy: Technically, this is plan P.
Fittle : Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Troy: Yes, but I marry March 7th in plan M.
March 7th: I like plan M.

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Troy: March 7th, I have a great idea.
March 7th: Let’s hear it.
Troy: We trick Void and Kru to go out on a date together.
March 7th: YES!
March 7th: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—
Troy, hitting them with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

KRSHHH

March 7th: I want to kiss you.
Troy, not paying attention: What?
March 7th: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

"If you die i wont miss you" is like half my class to me 😭😭

KRSHHH

*at 3am*
Troy: *runs into Switchy ’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Switchy : *wakes up* Dude!
Troy: *cackles*
Kru: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Switchy * What the fuck, Troy?
Troy: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

think what you wanna think about this one 💀

KRSHHH

Serena : Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Switchy : What’s up your ass this morning!
Void: *walks in* ...Hey.
Switchy : Hmm… nevermind.
Serena : WAIT NO!

I cant explain this one 💀

KRSHH

Switchy : There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Serena : Nope, there's 26.
Switchy : Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Serena : Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Switchy : You'll get the D later ;).

This generator is unhinged 💀💀💀

KRSHH

Serena : Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Fittle : Yes.
Serena : Which means they like both boys and girls.
Fittle : Ye- wait, what-
Troy: Serena , that's not what bilingual means-
Serena : Shhh, it's okay Fittle . I still love you, man.
Fittle & Troy: ...
Serena : bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

Um actually, billungal means speaking fluently in two languages  or more 🤓👆

KRSHHH

Switchy: I feel like doing something stupid.
Serena : I’m stupid, do me.

KRSHHH

Void: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no.
March 7th: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。
Void: What the…?
March 7th: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました…
Void: Is that actually the Bible?!
March 7th: …そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。
Void: And you stopped breathing, too?!
March 7th: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。
Void: Christ, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me gay!

KRSHHH

Void: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Switchy : *looks over at Troy and March 7th* Switchy : Is it “sexual tension”?

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Troy: Wow, March 7th, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
March 7th: We literally slept together yesterday.
Troy: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

This generator makes me look like a dumbass which being honest i probably am a dumbass 💀💀

KRSHHH

Troy: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
March 7th: That's great, Troy. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

KRSHHH

March 7th: Where are you going?
Troy: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
March 7th: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Switchy , knowing full well that March 7th got Troy an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

KRSHHH

March 7th: My hands are cold.
Troy: Here, let me hold them.
March 7th: My lips are cold too.
Troy: *covers March 7th's mouth with their hand*

KRSHHH

March 7th: Hey, what’s up?
Switchy : The sky.
March 7th: No, I meant like, what are you doing?
Switchy : Oh, Void.
Void: *highfives Switchy * Nice!

Bruh 💀

KRSHH

March 7th: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Troy, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Void: Wow, March 7th was late too! What a coincidence!

Why 💀

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Kru: Why do you look like that?
Troy, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Kru: Like you’re dead.
Troy: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Serena : Troy accidentally called March 7th “babe” in front of everyone today.
Troy: *sobs into the floor*

KRSHHH

Fittle : Stay foxy.
Kru: Die lonely.

THAT'S IT FUCKERS