Quibli: How petty can you get? 

Winter: I once edited a Wikipedia argument I was wrong about.

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Jade Winglets: *standing in a circle around a broken coffee maker*

Winter: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Moonwatcher: I did. I broke it.

Winter: No. No, you didn't. Qibli?

Qibli: Don't look at me. Look at Turtle.

Turtle: What? I didn't break it.

Qibli: That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Turtle: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Qibli: Suspicious.

Turtle: No, it isn't!

Umber: If it matters, probably not, but, Carnelian was the last one to use it.

Carnelian: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Umber: Oh, yeah? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Carnelian: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Umber!

Moonwatcher: Okay, let's not fight! I broke it. Let me pay for it, Winter.

Winter: No! Who broke it?!

Turtle: Winter, Kinkajou's been awfully quiet.

Kinkajou: Really?!Turtle: Yeah, really!

Everyone: *starts arguing with each other*

Winter: *looking directly at the camera* I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict in an hour from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Winter: ...Good. It was getting sorta chummy around here.

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Winter: I have to make sure you're not blundering to another failure. 

Qibli: Blundering? I'll have you know we failed with style!

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Qibli: See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.Winter: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally fly over to your house and smack you.

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Hailstorm: What does 'take out' mean?

Winter: Food.

Lynx: Dating

Icycle: Murder

Snowfall: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Coral: Gill and I don't use pet names.

Anemone: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Coral: Honey?

Gill: Yes, dear?

Coral:

Anemone: Don't ever lie to my face again. 

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Sunny: Nothing in life is free.

Clay: Love is free!

Glory: Adventure is free.

Starflight: Knowledge is free.

Peril: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Peril: Clay was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Clay: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Peril: Clay, you ate a chair. 

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Peril: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Clay: I think you mean cards.

Peril, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not. 

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Sundew: NO STOP NO PUT DOWN THE POT YOU'RE SPILLING HOISIN ALL OVER THE TABLE!!!!! 

Swordtail, holding a dripping pot of hoisin: *gasp* I have hoisinned!

(credit to @SoIarfeather)