Wednesday: *holds a gun out to Enid*

Enid: I-I don't believe in guns.

Wednesday: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

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Wednesday: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.

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Wednesday: Tyler isn't talking to me.

Xavier: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Wednesday: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*

Enid: ...

Wednesday: ...I get confused sometimes.

Enid: Me too.

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Enid: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That's embarrassing—

Wednesday: We're married.

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Wednesday: You're like an oyster. Not appealing on the outside, but your insides are worth a lot of money!

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Enid: Stay away from me!

Wednesday: Alright, see you in the room that we SHARE.

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Enid: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Xavier: I have a problem.

Wednesday: Kill it.

Xavier: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Tyler: You tricked me!

Wednesday: I deceived you. 'Trick' makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.

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