Enid: What time is it?

Wednesday: I don't know, pass me my cello and we'll find out.

Wednesday: *Plays the cello loudly and extremely out of tune*

Xavier: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE CELLO AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Wednesday: It's 2 am.

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Enid: What's your favourite hobby, Wednesday?

Wednesday: Stalking.

Enid: Oh, I like crocheting and dancing.

Wednesday: I know.

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Wednesday; Did you buy eggs like I asked? 

Enid; I did you one better! 

Enid, holding a chicken; Her name is Fluffy. 

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Xavier: Hey Wednesday, do you have any hobbies?

Wednesday: Swimming..

Xavier: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-

Wednesday: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Eugene: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Eugene: Core-ean

Wednesday: The center of the earth is arond 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don't need a language!

Enid: Core-ean.

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Eugene: Hey, Enid? Can I get some dating advice?

Enid: Just because I'm with Wednesday doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Tyler: I'm bored.

Wednesday: Wanna commit first degree murder?

Tyler: Sure!

Enid, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Weems down!!

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Enid: Come to think of it... You've always been nice to me.

Enid: I mean, you listen to all my problems-

Wednesday: No, Tyler I just simply stand here while you talk, there's a big difference.

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Eugene: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Tyler: Aren't you forgetting something?

Eugene: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Tyler's forehead before running out.*

Tyler: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Xavier, to Wednesday: When was the last time you let someone hug you?

Wednesday: *thinking*

Wednesday: 2012.

Eugene: 2012...?

Wednesday: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Enid out so I let them hug me.

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