Hollyleaf: Well, you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about this-

Jayfeather: Agreed.

Hollyleaf:

Hollyleaf: Well, I was going to say "or", but why even bother?

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Violetshine: Look, Alderheart... I don't know how to put this gently so I'll let Twigbranch blurt it out mindlessly.

Twigbranch: We're joining SkyClan!

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Firestar: How was your day?

Squirrelpaw; We almost got surprise adopted!!

Firestar: Huh?

Leafpaw; Kidnapped. She means we were almost kidnapped. 

Firestar; Oh. WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!

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Alderheart: Everything's fine Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: Alderheart, I understand that your relationship with spoken language is strictly casual, but ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE!

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Jayfeather: Where is my fucking stick?!

Lionblaze: Jayfeather, Dovewing is around, can you say it a little nicer?

Jayfeather: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING STICK?!

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Greypaw: what happens to nightrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen!

Sandpaw: I'm going to bed

Greypaw: Good nightrogen

Ravenpaw: Sleep tightrogen

Firepaw: don't let the bedbugs bitrogen

Dustpaw: So we can fightrogen

Whitestorm*walking in*: In the sunlightrogen

Bluestar*follows whitestorm*: with all your mightrogen

Sandpaw: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE HELL UP

(Credits to PathfinderTNightwing ) 

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Graypaw: Dustpaw, you saved me! I owe you my life!

Dustpaw: No thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed.

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Fireheart: This was a terrible idea! Why didn't any of you stop me?

Sandstorm: Because you didn't tell us! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!

Fireheart: Because you would've stopped me!

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Firestar: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it 

Sandstorm: Just rip the bandage off. 

Firestar: It's Spottedleaf. 

Sandstorm: Put the bandage back on.

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Violetshine: Can you keep a secret?

Twigbranch: Do you know anything about my life?

Violetshine: No I do not. Good point.