*out grocery shopping*

Squirrelpaw : *takes a free sample twice*

Squirrelpaw : Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

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Brambleclaw, texting Tawnypelt: Tawnypelt there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Brambleclaw: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry

Brambleclaw: Tawnypelt

Brambleclaw: Tawnypelt

Tawnypelt: Tawnypelt is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.

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Crowpaw: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Feathertail : You are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Squirrelpaw: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Brambleclaw: True, you can be really difficult at times.

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Squirrelpaw : What scares you guys the most?

Stormfur: Werewolves!

Feathertail: Sharks.

Crowpaw: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Tawnypelt:

Tawnypelt: Crowpaw.

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Squirrelpaw : Hey, Brambleclaw! Do you wanna go celebrate with me?

Brambleclaw: Squirrelpaw , you know I can't be seen in public with you.

Squirrelpaw : Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.

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Squirrelpaw : How would you like your coffee?

Feathertail: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Squirrelpaw , shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

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Squirrelpaw : *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Crowpaw: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Squirrelpaw : I don't have time for their problems.

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Brackenpaw; Cinderpaw, I'm tired.

Cinderpaw; Hi tired, I'm Cinderpaw.

Brackenpaw; Cinderpaw!! I am serious!!!

Cinderpaw; No, you're tired.

Brackenpaw; Please just stop.

Cinderpaw; I'm sorry.

Fireheart; Hi sorry, I'm Fireheart.

Bluestar; ...

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Millie; Graystripe, I'm sad. 

Graystripe; *reaches for a hug* Come here, Its going to be okay.

Sandstorm; Firestar, I'm sad. 

Firestar; mood. 

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Breezepelt: You like me? You like my personality?

Heathertail: I was surprised too.

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