Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Lance: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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Shiro: Are you laughing at that video of Keith and Pidge fighting?

Hunk: No.

Hunk: I'm laughing at the comments.

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Lance: Are you a masochist or a sadist?

Keith, deadpan: I'm a Taurus.

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Shiro, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Keith: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Pidge: I personally was created in a lab.

Lance: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Pidge: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

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Pidge: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.

Shiro: I like how this is a "fun" fact.

Lance: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

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Keith: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It's really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn't hate you so much, I might even be impressed.

Hunk: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Keith!

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Pidge, in Shiro's window: I thought I'd find you here!

Hunk, climbing past Pidge: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

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Shiro: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Lance: Did you just make that up?

Shiro: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Lance:

Shiro: A really long fortune cookie.

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Lance: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Keith, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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