Donnie: Fun Fact; Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.

Mikey: Starfruit?

Donnie: So close! That is a shape. 

Leo: You forgot about blackberries.

Donnie: Nope. Black isn't a color. 

Raph: Oranges?! 

Donnie: The color is named after the fruit, not the other way around. 

Karai: What about raspberries? 

April: Green beans?

Casey: Lemons?

Donnie: I love stupid people.

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Leo: Where is Raphael 

Mikey: Doing stuff.

Leo: I don't like the sound of that, where's Donnie?

Mikey: Stopping Raph from doing the stuff.

Leo: Casey?

Mikey: Trying to stop Donnie from stopping Raph from doing stuff. 

Leo: And what are you doing here?

Mikey: I am supposed to stop you from stopping Casey from stopping Donnie from stopping Raph from doing the stuff.

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Mikey: Will you drive me to the mall?

Raph: What did Leo say?

Mikey: He said no.

Raph: Then why would I drive you?

Mikey: He's not the boss of you.

Raph, internally: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap

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Raph: I just want someone to take me out.

Leo: On a date?

Donnie: With a sniper gun?

Mikey: Both if you're not a coward. 

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Mikey: I have decided that you're a good person.Leatherhead: Oh really? Why is that?Mikey: Because you're sad, and sad people are usually good because they feel things more.Leatherhead: Oh God, you're one of those profound kids.

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Donnie: Wait a minute, how did this happen?! We're smarter than this!Mikey: Apparently we're not.

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Leo: This is the worst! This is the worst!Mikey: *singing Mamma Mia unintelligibly*

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Raph: Hey Mikey?Mikey: Yeah?Raph: Do you ever think?Mikey: Nope. Raph: Well imagine if you did.

Mikey: Okay.

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Donnie: You can do it, Casey! 

Donnie: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch!

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Leo: Let's not Raph this into a worse situation than it already is. 

Raph: ... 

Raph: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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