Luz: Eda, is that legal?

Eda: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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Raine: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Luz: We yell, 'oh shit.'

Eda: ...That'll work.

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Raine: Eda, you know how much I love you...

Eda: Whaddya want?

Raine: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!

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Eda: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

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Eda: What makes you all smile?

Hunter: Friends and Family.

Gus: Snacks.

Luz: Victory and success.

Hooty: Face muscles.

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Raine: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Raine: My facebook photo is a landscape.

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Belos: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Hunter: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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King : You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Amity: Spear.

King : BLOCKED

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Hunter: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born.

Belos: Aw... that's not true.

Belos: It'd be exactly the same.

Belos: You're not important.

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Eda: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life!

*Later*

Raine, to Eda: That was the worst idea you've ever had in your entire life.

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