Luz: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Amity: Go the fuck to sleep
Luz: What gif I don't want to?
Amity: Fuck You

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Luz: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Amity: You and me!!!
Luz, tearing up: Okay.

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Luz: I made tea.
Amity: I don't want tea.
Luz: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Amity: Then why are you telling me?
Luz: It is a conversation starter.
Amity: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Luz: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Luz: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Eda: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Eda, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Amity: But – that's just a trash can.
Eda: It sure is!

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Luz, trying to convince Hunter to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Amity: And loud!
Gus: And grumpy!
Willow: And oblivious to reality!
Hunter:

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Gus: Are we really going to let Willow keep Hunter?
Amity: We kept Luz.

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Luz: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Amity: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Hunter: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Willow: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Amity: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Hunter: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Willow: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Gus, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Luz: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Amity: Rude.
Gus: That's fair.
Willow: Not again.
Hunter: Are you going to want this back?

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Luz: Bye Amity! Bye Gus! Bye Willow! Bye Hunter! Bye Amity!
Gus: You said 'bye Amity' twice.
Luz: I like Amity.

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