Kikimora: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Gus: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Hunter: Take them!

Eda: Punch them in the neck!

King: Say thank you!

Willow: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Gus: ...

Gus: No.

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Hunter, in Thanks To Them, at Belos's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Hunter, leaning over Belos′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.

Belos: Yeah, no shit.

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Hunter: Kikimora is a little bitch.

Luz: Why?

Hunter: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.

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Hunter: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Luz: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Gus: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Luz: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Amity periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'

Luz: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Hunter: What's that?

Amity: Chocolate.

Hunter: What's chocolate?

Amity: Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from?

Hunter: Yeah. Grapes, nuts.

Amity: No wonder you're so sad.

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Luz: Everything's fine, Amity.

Amity: Luz, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.

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Amity: My bad, It's a knee jerk response.

Luz, holding Odalia's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

Luz, dropping Odalia's unconscious body: You know what? Imma let this one slide.

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King: No problemo!

King, internally: But it was all problemo.

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