Mako: Look, Bolin, if you can fit your head down the gun's barrel, you can assume it doesn't have a non-lethal setting. 

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Asami: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here's a throwback to when Bolin ate an entire tube of lipstick.

Bolin, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can't eat it?! 

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Korra , texting Mako: I'm a theif.

Mako: Thief.

Korra : Theif.

Mako: I before E except after C.

Korra : Thceif.

Mako: NO. 

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Korra : I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Asami: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Korra : No! 

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Asami: Am I right, Korra ?

Korra : I'm almost certain you are, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.

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Mako: Am I right, Korra ?

Korra : I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.

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Korra : The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Mako: Someone's trying to break in. Call Korra!

Bolin: *loads shotgun* I got this.

Korra : Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean- 

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Bolin, gesturing to Asami: Korra , look what you did! You made Mom upset!

Mako: Mom, please don't cry, we're sorry!

Korra : I'm sorry Mom... :(

Asami, near tears: I DON'T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU! 

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Asami: I think I need a hug...

Korra : Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Asami: You... you can let go now.

Korra : No, I absolutely cannot. 

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