*A meme using > or <*

Soren, sweating: haha... the alligator.... eats.... uh.... fuck oh god no fuck * breaks down crying*

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Viren: I am at lost for words!

Soren [narrating]: Despite being lost for words, dad yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Soren, in the hospital:

My name is Soren

I am a poet

Because I

Just got paralyzed

Because I

Took a direct hit from a dragon

A creature

Everyone thought had

DIED.

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*After Callum received the sky arcanum*

Callum: I'm Detective Right-All-The-Time, and this is my partner, Detective Terrible-Detective.

Rayla: *Glares*

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Rayla: So you know how I was supposed to kill Ezran and Harrow?

Runaan: Yes...

Rayla: I accidentally missed and fell in love.

Runaan: HoW dO yOu FaLl In LoVe WiTh YoUr ViCtIm?!

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Ezran: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Rayla: I'm a knife.

Callum: So she's a little spoon

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Soren: I wasn't hurt that bad

Soren: Claudia said all the bleeding was internal

Soren: which is where it's meant to be

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Callum: hey can you guys be quiet my mom is calling

Rayla: ... your mom died 3 years ago

Callum:

Callum, looking down at his phone: what the fuck

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Ezran: Hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally stepped on my glowtoad's tail and I need to be arrested.

911 operator: prince ezran we've talked about this

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Saraí: Harrow and i are no longer friends.

Harrow: Sarai, that is the *worst* way to tell people we're dating!

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