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She-Ra

Catra: *angrily presses Adora against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Adora: ...

Adora: Are we about to kiss- 

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Bow: What do we say when making bread?

Mermista, glumly: That's the dough rising.

Bow: And what do we NOT say?

Frosta, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

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Mermista: Adora's first detention, I'm so proud.

Frosta: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?

Swift Wind: Because they're an idiot.

Catra, terrified: They can do that??

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Mermista: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

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Swift Wind: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf

Catra: What is that?

Swift Wind: it's a keyboard smash

Catra: How do I do it?

Swift Wind: just press anything

Catra: 7

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Young Catra: So, when's this all happen? Does everyone skip leg day in the future? Do I get muscles in the academy? Oh, wait do I get girls in the academy!?

Catra: Catra! Time travel exists. It exists! Isn't that crazy?! Every conceptual idea you had about the universe has been thrown out the window, yet your big question is, "Do I get a girlfriend?" 

Young Catra: Do I? 

Catra: Fuck's sake.  

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Adora, texting Glimmer: [sends a voice message] 

Glimmer, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent? 

Adora: No, don't worry, just listen later. 

 [Later] 

Glimmer: [listens to the voice message] 

Adora, in the voice message: THERE'S A FIRE- 

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Adora; You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? 

Glimmer; Several traffic violations. 

Perfuma; Three counts of resisting arrest. 

Frosta; Thirteen cans of illegal energy drinks. 

Catra; Vehicular manslaughter

Mermista; Also, that is not our car. 

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Adora; Can I be frank with you guys? 

Glimmer; I don't know how changing your name will help but sure.

Catra; Can I still be Catra? 

Bow; Shhh, Let Frank speak. 

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Glimmer; We need a distraction. 

Adora; Is anyone really good at jumping up and down while making weird noises? 

Bow, whispering; My time has come. 

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