*Leo is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book*

Octavian, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that?

Leo: Well, Emily's love for him grew, and so did he.

Octavian: Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh?

Leo: angrily shutting their book: YOU'RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!?!

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Percy: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Annabeth: Percy, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Percy: I won a new phone in a race.

Annabeth: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Percy?

Percy: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

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Percy: What's your greatest fear?

Annabeth: Spiders and being forgotten.

Percy: ...

Percy: Damn, that's deep.

Percy: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

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Percy: I'm trying to juggle family life and demigod life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?

Annabeth, deadpan: Quit your life, kill your family.

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Annabeth: I regret letting you use the blender.

Percy: *sips blue waffles* Why??

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Alex; I have high standards. 

Magnus; *Acts like a dork*

Alex; Shit he's meeting all my standards

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Percy; So... are you two together?

Alex; I have killed him. Multiple times. 

Magnus; Yes, yes we are together.

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Magnus; Sometimes I just feel really dead inside, y'know?

Alex; You are dead. 

Magnus; ...oh

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Loki; Damn, we've been discovered!

Magnus; Well, I guess you weren't very ...

Loki; Don't you fucking dare.

Magnus; Low key