Kai: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.

Harumi: What club?

Zane: The hating Harumi club.

Harumi: ...The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

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Lloyd : Harumi! Nya got that thing on the control panel working!

Kai: Wow! That looks pretty impressive.

Lloyd : Yeah!

Kai: Any idea what it does?

Lloyd : Not a clue.

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Kai: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.

Nya: Yeah, it's a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.

Sora: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We're safe now.

Arin: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.

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Wu , looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

Sora: Well, that's you.

Wu : Me?! Is that what I look like?

Sora: You don't know?

Wu : Busy day.

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Misako, smugly, after security arrives to escort Harumi and Garmadon out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?

Harumi, in defeat: Let's go.

Garmadon: Wait.

Harumi: What?

Garmadon: I'd kinda like to be carried out...

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Garmadon , looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

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Sora: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Jay: I went to the park today.

Sora: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Jay: *opening their coat* This duck.

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Kai: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

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Zane: What's two plus two?

Jay: Math.

Zane: ...I will accept that answer.

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Sora: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices.

Sora: Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.