Mabel : We call that a traumatic experience.

Mabel , turning to Soos : Not a "bruh moment".

Mabel , turning to Ford : Not "sadge".

Mabel , turning to Wendy : And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO". 

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Dipper: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Squad: Awwww-

Dipper: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Squad: Oh. 

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Ford : Oh my Bill.

 Fiddleford : Don't you mean 'oh my god'?

Ford : You worship your god, I'll worship mine. 

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Ford: Damn, the power went out.

Mabel: Don't worry, I got this.

Mabel: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Ford: What-?

Mabel: I swallowed a glow stick!

Ford, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Wendy: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf

Ford : What is that?

Wendy: it's a keyboard smash

Ford : How do I do it?

Wendy: just press anything

Ford : 7 

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Dipper: You call yourself my twin, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Mabel: Making four accounts.

Dipper, tearing up: Really...?

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Bill: I am literally evil incarnate.

Bill: I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Bill: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I'm making a conscious effort.

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Dipper: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Stan: ...Dipper, what the hell. 

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Stan: *out cold on the ground*

Soos: Oh my god, do you think they're okay?!

Ford , holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Stan's face* 

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