Aang: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

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Aang, to Zuko: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.

Zuko: ...

Aang: You are everything I've ever wanted in a best friend.

Zuko: ...

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Toph: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING.

Toph: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SONGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY!

Zuko: I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst.

Toph: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*

Bumi: ...🙃

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Katara: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Iroh: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Toph: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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*Bullying Prevention Day at school*

Teacher: Zuko, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Zuko: Oh, that's easy. I'd take a pencil out of my pencil case—

Teacher: To write something to your teacher?

Zuko: —make sure that it's really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can't outlaw bringing pencils to school! And then shout; "For my honor!"

Teacher: *internal screaming*

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Aang: They made Sokka cry!

Katara: Sokka always cries!

Sokka: That's not true! *cries*

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Aang: Hey, you wanna know a secret?

Sokka: No.

Aang: Okay.

Sokka:

Sokka: Do you smell smoke?

Aang: The secret is that the house is on fire.

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Aang: Do you take constructive criticism?

Toph: No, only cash or credit.

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Sokka, holding a box of Lunchables: Ah, I loved these when I was your age... fine dining.

Katara: Fix yourself.

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Aang: Toph is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.

Toph: The best part is you never know when they're coming.

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