Aang: Can you please look for monsters under my bed?

Zuko: Monsters don't live under beds, the live inside of us.

Aang:

Zuko: Goodnight.

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Aang: Katara's losing a lot of blood!!! What's her blood type!?

Sokka: B Positive!

Aang: I'm trying to be positive, but Katara's losing a lot of blood!

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Sokka: Are you seeing anyone?

Zuko, excited: No, why?

Sokka: I just thought a therapist would be good for you.

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Azula: Breaking and entering is a crime, Avatar!

Aang: Then leave your window open!

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Toph: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

Katara: Yes, you probably would.

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Aang: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Aang: I will not yield.

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*Sokka teaching Aang to drive and taking Toph along for the ride*

Sokka: That's a pothole. To the left!

Aang: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Toph, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Aang: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Sokka, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Aang: Country Roads.

Toph: To the place.

Aang and Toph in unison: I Belong!

Sokka, crying harder: What the fuck?

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Katara: I can't believe we have to be stuck in this room together!

Aang, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

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Aang: I can't believe you've done this.....

Katara: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Aang, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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Aang: Don't go to the kitchen.

Katara: Why?

Aang: I saw a spider.

Katara: Well, did you kill it?

Aang: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

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