Sokka: I don't think you get what's happening here. You're locked in a small, windowless room with me one hour after lunch.

Zuko: Oh, no.

Sokka: Wanna know what I ate? Four Cheese Pizza Double Cheese with a side of Cheesy Fries, Extra Cheese, and a big ol' slice of Cheesecake!

Zuko: But Sokka... you're lactose intolerant.

Sokka: Yeah. This whole room is a fucking dutch oven.

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Sokka: Why do you act like we're three year olds?

Katara, exasperated: WHY?!?

Katara points at Toph: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!

Katara points at Aang: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!

Katara points at Sokka: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Katara: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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ATLA on Family Feud

Bumi: Name something a burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house.

Sokka: NAKED GRANDMA!!

Bumi: Huh?!

Zuko: I wouldn't want to see that either.

*Board shows "Gun / Occupant."

Sokka: WOOOOOO!!

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Sokka: Would you still love me if I went, through a quantum entanglement teleportation experiment and my wave function collapsed into another universe?

Toph: Sokka, what are you talking about?! 

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Katara: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Zuko: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Katara: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Zuko: but I heard a siren.

Katara: That was Sokka screaming. 

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Toph: Its so nice to be wanted.

Sokka: NOT BY THE FIRE NATION

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The Boulder: The Boulder was wondering when he would see you again!

Toph: Me too.

Toph: *Waves hand over face*

Toph: Guess it won't be today.

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Katara: That's a pretty rock.

Aang: Thanks! Toph gave it to me during training! 

Toph: I threw it at you

Aang: She's so sweet!

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Azula: I was raised as an only child.

Azula: It really pissed my brother off.

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Toph: I'm bored of bending metal.

Toph: I am going to teach myself to firebend.

Zuko: Thats impossible unless you're the avatar. And we both know the avatar.

Toph: You underestimate my power.

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