Marceline: When I was young and confused (straight), I left a trail of broken hearts behind me like a rockstar. 

Marceline: I am not proud of it .

Bubblegum: You are kinda proud of it, you work it into a lot of conversations. 

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Marceline: How is it so easy for you to be kind to people? 

Finn: I dunno. 

Marceline: Is it because people have been kind to you?

Finn: HAHA    no.

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Marceline: Okay, I've got a good trick. When someone has their back to you-

Finn (cutting her off): Be a kind and loving person. 

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Finn: You are insane!!

Ice King: Sure I am, what's your point?

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Marceline: People perceive you as somewhat ... 

Bubblegum: Tempestuous?

Marceline: Heinous bitch is the phrase used most often.

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Marceline(sips bubblegum's coffee): Wow. You don't put ANY sugar in that, do you?

Bubblegum: Black as my soul buddy.

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Marceline: No, I never work out. Constant stress and panic and lack of sleep and various food intolerances keep me quite thin.

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Marceline: You know you love me. 

Bubblegum: Do I know that?... Yes. Yes I do.

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Finn: I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am, I just don't like answering stupid questions.

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Finn: Why are you dressed like you are going to a funeral?

Marceline: Wait for it. 

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