Marceline: (flashlight under her chin) They say that 100 years ago, a vampire cursed this house!

-100 years ago-

Marceline: Fuck this house. 

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Bubblegum: You're cute! uwu

Marceline: I am an atrocity to god, but sure. 

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Finn, to Lady Rainicorn: Jake and I are going skydiving tomorrow! You know, they say 2 out of 5 people never even make it to the ground?

Jake, suddenly frantic: THEN WHERE DO THEY GO?

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Finn: What is your favorite wizard swear?

Abracadaniel: Is there any ... context to this question?

Finn: Of course not!

Abracadaniel: Well, I really have a soft spot for "Fuck"

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Finn: New plan is no plan!! We wing it! Probably won't work, but I said it with a lot of confidence!

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Finn: Why are we lying outside?

Jake: Well, some monsters knocked you out so I laid next to you so people would think we were just chillin. 

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Random dude: You are going straight to hell!!

Marceline: Well, I don't know about the straight part. 

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Cinnamon Bun: So, how long have you been together? 

Princess Bubblegum: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no, Finn and I are not together, no, no.

Finn: Really? 16 Nos? Really? Ow. 

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Bubblegum: Hey, look at this! Got my kingdom, got my boys. So my work here is done!

Jake: We are not "your boys"

Finn: Yes we are. 

Jake: Yeah, we are. 

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Finn: I just found out that my dad, is not my dad!

Marceline: Your dad...the dog?

Finn: Yeah?

Marceline: Must have been quite a shock. 

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