Lavinia, holding a python: Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Beanie: You did WHAT-
kitty: William Snakespeare

Kitty: What do you think Lavinia would do for a distraction?
Beanie: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Beanie: ...or she could do that.

Beanie: Kitty, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?
Kitty: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Beanie: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask
Lavinia:

Beanie: I trust Lavinia
Kitty: You think she knows what she's doing?
Lavinia: I wouldn't go that far

Lavinia: Can I be frank with you guys?
Kitty: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help
Beanie : can I still be Beanie?
Kitty: shh, let Frank speak
Lavinia: I hate you guys

Kitty: What's a word that's a mix between mad and sad?
Beanie: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Lavinia: Smad

*In a car*
Kitty, driving : So, how was your day?
Beanie : We were almost surprise adopted!
Kitty : What?
Lavinia : We were almost kidnapped
Kitty: Oh, ok
Kitty:
Kitty, slamming on the breaks: Wait WHAT?

Like, all MMU fans will understand that THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRIO is a necessity in every single fanfic. I mean, they're the best!!! And, like, half of my incorrect quote bank (I have a whole document dedicated to incorrect quotes) is filled with these three.

Thanks for reading :P