Daisy : Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reincarnation

Daisy : I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals

Daisy : You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake

Daisy : When someone points at your black clothes and asks who's funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'haven't decided yet' is typically a good response

Daisy : You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Daisy : So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually psychological distress

Daisy : I'm sick and tired of being asked whether I identify as straight, bi, pan, lesbian and everything else. I IDENTIFY AS A THREAT AND MEANCE TO SOCIETY

Daisy : You're the PLATONIC love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Hazel: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Daisy: absolutely not

Hazel : Do you take constructive critism?
Daisy : I only take cash or credit

Daisy : I slept for 12 hours, but I still might be tired so let's go for 12 more just incase
Hazel : Daisy...That's a coma
Daisy : Sounds festive

Hazel : Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Daisy : Killed without hesitation
Hazel : nO

Daisy : I prevented a murder today
Hazel : Really? How?
Daisy : Self-control
Hazel : Oh, ok
Hazel :
Hazel : What did you do to Alexander???

Daisy : You're right
Alexander : That's a new phrase for you, did you just learn it?

Daisy : I do have a sense of humor you know
Alexander : Then why haven't I heard you laugh before?
Daisy : I haven't heard you say anything funny

Daisy : I'm a reverse necromancer
Hazel : Isn't that just killing people?
Daisy : Ah, technically...