Alexander: Daisy isn't answering her phone
Hazel: I'll call
George: Are you sure? Me and Alex have tried six, maybe seven, possibly eight times each and she hasn't answered
Daisy, on the phone with Hazel: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello?

Alexander: *screams*
George: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Hazel: should we do something?
Daisy, observing: No, I want to see who wins this

George: Why are your tongues purple?
Hazel: We had slushies, I had a blue one
Alexander: And I had a red one
George: oh
George:
George: OH
Daisy:
Daisy: You drank each other's slushies?

Hazel: Everyone, synchronise your watches
Alexander: I don't know how to do that
George: I don't wear a watch
Daisy: Time is a construct

Hazel & George : You know, I'm really starting to regret showing you how to use the blender
Alexander & Daisy, whilst drinking toast : Why's that?

In a car
Hazel: *Driving*
Alexander: So, how was your day?
Daisy: We almost got surprise adopted
Alexander: What?
George: We almost got kidnapped
Alexander: oh ok
Hazel: *slams on breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Alexander: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
Hazel: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard
George: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Daisy: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
George: Remind me why we're freinds again

Hazel: What's it called when you kill a friend?
George: Homicide
Daisy: Murder
Alexander: Homiecide
Me, in the corner and hidden in shadows: Why do you wanna know?

Yes, the title is 3 queens and 1 king, not 2 queens and 2 kings. You wanna know why? George is a pretty pink barbie princess/queen TRY AND CHANGE MY MIND

Thanks for reading :P