Hahah guess who hasn't updated this in forever

Anyway have some chaos

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Impulse: You’re giving me a sticker?
Skizz: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Impulse: I’m not a preschooler.
Skizz: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Impulse: I earned this, back off!

Skizz: Why won’t you all just lie down and die with dignity?!
Scar: We don’t do anything with dignity!

Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?
Grian: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

Scar: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Scar: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Impulse: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Grian: So did their neck.

Skizz: Impulse told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.

Gem: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F...
Gem: ...How did I fail being born?

Impulse: Think you can unlock the door for us?
Skizz: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Scar, can I have your credit card?
Scar: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.
Skizz: Thanks. Now Gem, break down the door!
Scar: Huh!?!

Gem: So Grian was just using me?
Skizz: I’m sorry, Gem.
Impulse, trying to contain their amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Gem:
Skizz: Ok, that’s a time-out.
Impulse: No, I was just trying to-
Skizz: Go sit over there!
Impulse: *walks away in defeat*

Gem: I just found out from Scar today that when Impulse died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Grian said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

Gem: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.
(Honestly same Gem)

Impulse: Is Skizz always like this when they lose?
Scar: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Skizz: You bumped that table and you know it!

Impulse, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Skizz, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.
(Literally my and my sister)