This consists of:
Lynn (she/her)
Tundra (she/her)
Atlas (he/him trans)
Miya (she/her)
Aaron (he/him)

Bit of info:
Lynn and Tundra are dating
Tundra and Atlas are siblings
Miya is the only straight one, and the only sane one
Atlas and Aaron are inseparable besties (team name is AA Battery)

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Aaron: Tundra noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.
Lynn: This reminds me of the Tundra who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi.
Aaron: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Tundra.

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Miya: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Tundra: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Aaron: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks!
Lynn: Why would I do that?
Aaron: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!

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Miya: Atlas has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop.
Miya: I asked Atlas where they learned that joke. They made me promise they wouldn't get in trouble if they told me. I agreed.
Miya: So they lean in and whisper, "deez nuts."

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Tundra: Aww, what's your dog's name?
Atlas: Spartacus.
Tundra, yelling to Lynn: TRY SPARTACUS!
Lynn, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Atlas:
Tundra: What's your favorite number?

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Atlas: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Aaron: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Atlas: So blurple.
Aaron: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Atlas: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Aaron: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

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Lynn: *falls down the stairs*
Miya: Are you okay?
Tundra: Stop falling down the stairs!
Atlas: How’d the ground taste?

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Lynn, watching power lines fall down: Miya, Aaron! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

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Lynn: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Aaron: ...We're on the ground floor.
Lynn: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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