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Bigb: Hello friends!
The Squad:
Bigb: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

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Cleo: That was a joke. Say ha.
Bigb: Ha.
Cleo: Now do it again.
Bigb: Ha.
Cleo: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

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Cleo: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Ren: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Lizzie can fight in that dress either.
Lizzie: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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Ren: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Cleo: Bleach.
Bigb: Sewage.
Ren: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

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Bigb: What starts with F and ends with Uck?
Ren: No it doesn't.
Lizzie: Firetruck!
Cleo: FUCK!

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Bigb: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Cleo: A doll.
Lizzie: A cinnamon roll.
Ren: A sweetheart.
Bigb:
Bigb: ...stop it.

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Bigb: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Lizzie: Homicide.
Cleo: Murder.
Ren: Homiecide.

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Bigb: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Ren: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Bigb for dinner.
Cleo: What is wrong with you people?
Lizzie: Shut up, chocolate.

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Bigb: What are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to?
Lizzie: Breakfast in bed!
Cleo: Emails from AO3!
Ren: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.
Ren: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.

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Bigb: Where is Ren?
Lizzie: I'll do you one better, who is Ren??
Cleo: Here's a better question, why is Ren?

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Bigb & Lizzie in the back of Cleo's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Ren: We have food at home.
Cleo: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Bigb & Lizzie: YAYYYYYY!
Cleo: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

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Lizzie: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Bigb: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.
Ren: Cleo bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG.

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Lizzie: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Ren: Uh, Bigb and Cleo are not getting along.
Lizzie: They’re not trying to kill each other.
Ren: You may have a point.

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Cleo, referring to Lizzie and Bigb: Those guys are dorks.
Ren: Yes, but they’re my dorks.

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Lizzie: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Cleo: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Bigb: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Ren: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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Lizzie: It’s the gift that keeps giving!
Bigb: It’s the flower that keeps blooming!
Ren: It’s the boat that keeps sailing!
Cleo: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!

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Ren: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!
Lizzie: KILL IT! SMASH IT!
Bigb: BURN IT!
Ren: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!
Cleo: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

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